Kevin Hart Says His Body Is a ‘Mess’ After NFL Race Injuries: ‘My Dick Looks Like a Thumb’ [Video]

Kevin Hart shared with fans that his body is a “mess” after he tore his lower abdomen and abductors while trying to race retired NFL running back Stevan Ridley.

via Page Six:

“Guys, it’s bad,” the “Laugh at My Pain” comedian said in an Instagram video Thursday.

“It’s f—king bad. My d—k looks like a thumb. Everything’s swollen.”

Hart, who is temporarily wheelchair-bound, added that his “balls got big as hell” and he still can’t move his legs.

“Never again,” he said while shaking his head in disappointment.

The “Ride Along” actor, 44, shared the update on his recovery while riding in the backseat of a car with his wheelchair beside him.

“Look at this s—t,” he continued. “You know how long it takes me to get the f—k out of the car? I’m a mess.”

The “Jumanji” star also used his latest video as an opportunity to call out the friends who have mocked his 40-yard dash injuries.

“I’m getting all types of calls … from friends, athletes … everybody starts off the same … ‘What the f—k were you thinking, Kev? How you do that? Man, you’re supposed to be in shape,’” Hart said.

“Bitch, I am in shape! This ain’t got nothing to do with being in shape!”

Hart, who is known for his dedication to fitness, also warned his friends to watch their backs when he’s back on his feet.

“To every friend that has called me and has laughed at me … after this six to eight weeks when I get back to functioning, I’m gonna light your asses up. You know who the f—k you are,” he said.

He added in the caption, “All of my friends can kiss my ass .

“I wish y’all could hear some of these damn calls. All of a sudden everybody is damn doctor or a physician….F–K YALL MAN!!!!! #ManDown.”

Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson attempted to clear up his intentions, writing in the comments, “I said what I said out of love .”

Meanwhile, YouTuber Kevin Fredericks added, “This isn’t supposed to be funny. But it’s HILARIOUS.”

Kevin’s wife, Eniko Hart, also chimed in, “I bet next time you’ll listen to me! .”

The actor revealed his injuries on Instagram Wednesday while blaming his situation on being over the age of 40.

“I tried to jump out there and do some young stuff … and I was told to sit my ass down,” he said.

Kevin explained that he got himself into the predicament after getting into a debate with Ridley, 34, over “who is faster.”

“What are we competing for at this age? What am I doing?” he wondered. “Why did I even race? Stupidest s—t ever! Now I can’t walk…”

He also referred to himself as the “dumbest man alive” while pledging to “respect” his age in the future.

Kevin promised fans he will be documenting his road to recovery.

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