Trump Tells Entire UN He Renamed AI As ‘Supreme Intelligence’ During Embarrassing Assembly Speech

We’ve reached the point in Donald Trump’s presidency where this man can’t even have a crazy thought without it becoming official White House policy. It’s like: one day, he’s in the White House musing about changing the name of Lake Ontario to “Lake America,” then he’s posting “Lake America” AI slop all up and down his social media feed, then, before you know it, he’s signing an executive order to make the name change official, in the U.S. at least. Meanwhile, the rest of the world agrees: his momma named him Lake Ontario; I’m calling him Lake Ontario.

So, while it’s embarrassing on a global scale, no one should be surprised that after posting on social media that he thinks artificial intelligence should be renamed and rebranded as “Superior Intelligence (SI) or Extreme Intelligence (EI) or Supreme Intelligence (SI),” he took his clown show to the United Nations, declaring before the literal world that in the U.S. artificial intelligence will be “here and after officially called supreme intelligence,” because “the use of ‘artificial’ makes intelligence fake.”

“All of the United States documents will be changed to use the word Super as opposed to Artificial,” Trump declared. “In other words, welcome to SI. Let’s see how that goes”

I mean, I — must this man spend every last one of his days in office reminding the whole world that the U.S. has become the global ghetto under his watch?

Sir, I’m going to hold your spotty, decrepit baby hand when I say this: ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE IS CALLED ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE BECAUSE IT IS ARTIFICIAL, WHICH IS TO SAY IT IS FAKE!

Look, all intelligence is “supreme intelligence” compared to Trump intelligence, but all intelligence isn’t AI, so that distinction needs to be made.

Trump, of course, made it sound like the only people expressing concerns over the speed at which AI technology is advancing with no guardrails are the general public, when actually it has been the AI industry’s top leaders and researchers who have been spreading the word that it needs to be slowed down and overseen more closely.

Here’s what I wrote in my previous report:

Since earlier this month, we have been reporting on AI industry leaders and insiders, including employees and CEOs at Anthropic, OpenAI, and SpaceXAI’s Elon Musk, of all people,  sounding the alarm on AI technology advancing fast, being handled irresponsibly, and threatening to “kill all humans” within the next decade or so. Trump, the president who never met an expert he didn’t want to undermine in the name of MAGA science, responded by calling it all a big, all-caps-worthy “HOAX,” while fancying himself a “Hoax Buster.”

Again, Mr. President, you are the “fake news.” You are the “hoax.”

Changing AI’s name won’t change the fact that even most U.S. adults think AI is advancing too quickly, but sure, keep banging that drum all the way to the midterms. It would be the perfect example of Trump Intelligence, which is, if nothing else, artificial.

Actually, I’m just surprised that in his everlasting quest to rename everything in his own honor, he hasn’t seriously tried to make the oxymoron “Trump Intelligence” an official thing as well.

At a time when virtually the entire world, especially within the United Nations, is looking at our president and his administration and wondering whether the U.S. is still the world power and credible U.N. ally it has always championed itself as, Trump spent the bulk of his speech, boasting about how great America is, lying about his second term accomplishments — including obviously false claims that he’s leading a booming economy, and that he’s been victorious in bringing Iran to a heel — calling himself a peacemaker while asking his audience if he should “annihilate the Islamic Republic,” and insulting other U.N. nations, just as he did last year.

Also, for some reason, he randomly talked about “transgender mutilation” to the entire world.

I just don’t even know what we’re doing anymore, but we sure as hell aren’t being great again.

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