Trump And Sen. Marsha Blackburn Prove Why AI Slop Needs To Be Stopped

Look, AI needs to be stopped.

If not for the harm data centers do – especially to underserved Black communities, or the potential it has to destroy humanity, or the Black people getting misidentified or falsely accused by it, or the artistic and intellectual theft it relies on – AI needs to be stopped because of the cringe and inconceivably corny way old, white MAGA conservatives use it.

Now, I could go through the archives of President Donald Trump’s “Super Intelligence” wall-art, which he has been using to attack Democratic lawmakers, anti-Trump protesters, “Barack HUSSEIN Obama,” or whatever foreign leaders he decides he doesn’t like on any given day, but since ain’t nobody got time for all that, I’m going to offer two videos that prove Trump should have put tariffs on all AI generators, both foreign and domestic: one by Trump, and one by GOP Sen. Marsha Blackburn, who is running for governor of Tennessee.

Let’s start with Trump, because — why?

Just before midnight on Wednesday morning, Trump shared a Truth Social post featuring an AI-generated video of him chasing away a Tiger, which he ends up playfully wrestling with, while the song “The Lion Sleeps Tonight” plays in the background. (He could’ve used “Eye of the Tiger,” and it would still have been stupid, but at least it would have been accurately stupid.)

First of all, I didn’t need yet another reason to compare Trump to Joe Exotic from Tiger King. Secondly, suddenly Kash Patel lowering FBI recruitment standards to include people convicted on bestiality charges makes perfect sense now.

Now, according to Forbes, Trump posted his tickling tiger video hours after he shared the original video of a fatal attack at the Yorkshire Wildlife Park near Doncaster, England, in which a man was mauled to death after entering a tiger enclosure. Trump captioned that video, “Don’t ever mess with nature! President DJT.” According to The Guardian, the family of the man who was killed, 23-year-old William Chapman, called Trump’s post, as well as those of others who shared that footage, “deeply offensive.” The family also said the posts were causing them “severe distress”.

So, not only is Trump corny and weird for the posts he made, but he’s a cruelly insensitive and thoughtless asshole, but that much, we already knew.

Now, let’s move on to Blackburn, who must be suffering from quite the well-after-midlife crisis, because there’s just no other way to explain this shit.

In this campaign clip, Blackburn, a staunch Trump supporter, of course, depicted herself as Kendrick Lamar during his 2025 Super Bowl LIX halftime show performance of “Not Like Us,” with Rep. Tim Burchett (R-Tenn.), Sen. Bill Hagerty (R-Tenn.), state Sen. Brent Taylor and Knox County Mayor Glenn Jacobs as backup dancers.

Where to even start?

First, Blackburn must have forgotten that white conservatives hated K-Dot’s halftime show performance almost as much as they hated this year’s Bad Bunny halftime show, which they supposedly didn’t watch. Secondly, I’ve seen some comically Caucasian and/or light-skinned misinterpretations of what Kendrick was talking about when he said certain people are “not like us,” but Blackburn’s misrepresentation of the message takes the cake. I can’t even call her “Blackburn” anymore. It just feels racist, at this point.

Third, did ExhaustinglyWhiteburn learn nothing from when the White House tried to co-opt the cover art for one of Drake’s latest albums? Because all that did was get Trump and his administration mocked across social media, mostly by people who did AI-slop better than the president did.

If AlabasterBurn had been paying attention, she would’ve expected the onslaught of responses like these:

Did she think nobody would bring up the video of her declaring she “will not be watching that woke, out-of-control Super Bowl halftime” show?

Take these people’s phones and digital access away, please. We shouldn’t be subjected to this white nonsense. WTF are we even doing?

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