Trump Declares He’s ‘BANNING’ The Term ‘AI,’ In Favor ‘Super Intelligence’

Do you know why so many people refuse to take President Donald Trump seriously as the fascist that he is? It’s because he’s such a comically idiotic fascist. Sure, he, openly denies certain people the right to due process, uses the military to attack U.S. citizens, ignores state sovereignty, declares imaginary leftist groups as terrorist organizations, deports people just for organizing or reporting on protests he disagrees with, spends nearly every waking moment spreading election fraud propaganda, has lawmakers investigated just to satisfy his raging xenophobic bigotry, has citizens arrested just because he needs scapegoats to cover up his incompetence, and declares Muslim candidates to be “jihadists” just because he can — but he does all of that while being the most moronic, infantile, cartoonish, inconceivably absurd human beings on the planet.

So, when the sitting president of the United States responds to people’s unwillingness to recognize the name changes he unilaterally bestows onto various things and places by declaring that the previous names will be banned from the legally recognized U.S. lexicon, not everyone recognizes the frightening authoritarian vibes he’s giving off, because the man is just so damn stupid.

And the fact that, despite his easily observable stupidity, he keeps trying to make “Super Intelligence” a thing — well, that’s just plain sad.

“When will The Wall Street Journal start calling Artificial Intelligence (AI), a very bad and inaccurate name, SI (Super Intelligence), the name which virtually everyone else is using, or soon will be,” Trump posted on social media on Tuesday. “In short order, we will be officially BANNING the term, ‘AI/Artificial Intelligence,’ in all relevant documents, and everything else, due to its inaccuracy.”

First of all, I really need Trump to stop thinking he’s Stringer Bell and this is West Baltimore, where he can repackage the old package in a “different color gel cap” and call it something new. Whether you go out on the corner and call it Rockefeller, WMD, or “Super Intelligence,” it’s still just artificial intelligence, or as Trump’s education secretary calls it, “A1.” (Yes, like the steak sauce.)

Secondly, the idea that “virtually everyone else is using” any of the new names he decides to call things is simply indicative of just how deep his delusion goes. Just because he was able to bully Google and Apple into readjusting their apps to show U.S. consumers the recognized names “Lake of America” and “Gulf of America” doesn’t change the reality that everyone else in the world, including much if not most of the U.S. populace, still calls them Lake Ontario and the Gulf of Mexico.

And I promise you absolutely nobody is calling AI “Super Intelligence” except people who wouldn’t rule out a family reunion as a good venue for a single’s night. It’s just Trump’s base that is comprised of the real-life version of South Park extras, not the rest of the world.

More to the point, banning the public use of terms that a nation’s leader simply doesn’t want used is dictator shit — it just so happens that in Trump’s case, it’s the stupidest dictator shit anyone has ever heard of.

In this instance, he’s not deciding to wipe his ass with the First Amendment in order to reinforce propaganda like he does when he declares any criticism of him or his policies to be treasonous. Instead, this time, he wants to ban terms that bruise his comically fragile ego by undermining his arbitrary rebrands.

The history books will not be kind to our modern-day emperor with no clothes, whose glaring lack of any intelligence, let alone the super kind, is all he’ll be remembered for.

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